check it out our google latitudes are spooning
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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