you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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