i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
