Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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