Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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