whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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