i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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