I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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