I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
