so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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