Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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