is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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