I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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