I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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