Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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