this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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