So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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