We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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