Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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