Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
North Korea, Best Korea!
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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