Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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