glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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