Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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