Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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