Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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