this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
