Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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