You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I understand Curling. That high.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Of course I have a pirate flag
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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