And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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