this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
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