what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You need a sexual gate keeper
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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