you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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