i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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