I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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