Say something about gay babies.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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