so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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