we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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