I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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