His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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