Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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