So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
it was like his penis was on wheels.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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