She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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