A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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