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every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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