Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
This is the high leading the old right now
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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