I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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