Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
