I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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