Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
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