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Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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