You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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