i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just high enough for therapy.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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