Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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