Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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