He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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