guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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