i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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